Card reads: "Would have sent a gift, but I can't remember which retailers I'm protesting, and also, climate change is a real bitch, so really, you're welcome."

Card is blank inside for your personal message.

THE DETAILS:

• This card is professionally printed on 110 lb. cardstock.

• Card is sized at 4.25 x 5.5 inches.

• Cards each come with one envelope.

• Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail.

• Cards are packaged in protective plastic casing during shipping.

• Shipping time usually takes between 2-3 business days, according to USPS quote times.